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eliot waugh, brakebills royalty ([personal profile] itselbitch) wrote in [community profile] wasteyard2019-06-11 02:08 pm

network: @XXXtra_TerrestriEL

WHO: eliot waugh, king of shit, and whoever responds.
WHAT: network texting: he's running low on drugs so now he's hunting for booze.
WHERE: all over because he's also looking while texting.
WHEN: sent out before the event, but take your time to reply. it's not like it's going anywhere in your message history unless you delete it (and then find out you can't delete it). he's not going to not want booze two months from now.
NOTES: probably contains cursing, sexual references, and mentions of drugs and alcohol. eliot is not a role model. don't look inside if you're looking for one.


anyone found any liquor yet

willing to exchange favors
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[personal profile] fumitory 2019-06-11 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
( jesus wept, Ben's brick phone is about to go flying down a very, very long staircase if these messages don't ease up, is this person going a word at a time?

nope, and to top it off, it is a lot more words than Ben thought could be assembled, in the span of time that his phone rapid-fires with fanfare.
)

All right there, give your thumbs a moment. ( this is a lot for Ben to find dumped into his lap all out of left field, but all right. typically, this sort of attitude would illicit a lot of end-of-the-rope lecturing.

at this moment...they're all thoroughly dicked. all of them. Ben's tired, cold, and he doesn't even have the energy to list off clinical knowledge about substance withdrawals. that just leaves him at his absolute baseline...uninspiringly pragmatic.
)

My best recommendation is, drink as much water as possible while your body adjusts to the lack, and if I run across any more packets of instant coffee, I can offer you that. The water here could be filthy or riddled with odd things so I wouldnt go face down in a stagnant pool out in the labyrinth.

I have one aspirin, two bottles of sealed water and - admittedly I ran across a diet soda. Dont ask how - its weird. Thats todays specials.
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[personal profile] fumitory 2019-06-11 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
( axe wound.

Ben genuinely drops the phone; thank god that most things assembled before 2007 was made to survive a car crash.
)

You know - you could have opened with the AXE WOUND. ( hardly as if now suddenly Ben has an assortment of illicit substances, but. )

This might be a lovely time to mention I found a needle and thread recently.

Take no offense - but you idiot I'm not going to ask for something in return if youre mortally wounded.
( what kind of world... )
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[personal profile] fumitory 2019-06-13 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
( Ben doesn't like 'sort of.' Ben has never liked 'sort of. )

Of course you did. ( because if all was fine and dandy, Ben imagines he would be asked if he wants to 'get laid' in a moderately different tone...

or, he can hope.
)

Well - I dont take payment - so youre going to have to live with that. ( are they genuinely arguing about who can be the most altruistic, here? )

I can help with stitches. I might also have a little trick to keep from getting infected. Not sure if it will help with pain but you can let me know how it does. ( Peter's feathers have a fascinating effect, but he can't be sure what they will do on the day to day, much less here, where he can't call them down at all. )

Where are you? Major landmarks, anything will help.