network: @XXXtra_TerrestriEL

[itselbitch]

WHO: eliot waugh, king of shit, and whoever responds.
WHAT: network texting: he's running low on drugs so now he's hunting for booze.
WHERE: all over because he's also looking while texting.
WHEN: sent out before the event, but take your time to reply. it's not like it's going anywhere in your message history unless you delete it (and then find out you can't delete it). he's not going to not want booze two months from now.
NOTES: probably contains cursing, sexual references, and mentions of drugs and alcohol. eliot is not a role model. don't look inside if you're looking for one.


anyone found any liquor yet

willing to exchange favors

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[itselbitch]

[ okay. yeah. he can chill, let his thumbs take a break. fuck these adrenaline rushes. they're only making him more desperate. wait, did he just read "aspirin"-- ]

what do you want for the aspirin
i can filter your water if you don't need fire or electricity

and i have been drinking but that doesn't stop the axe wound on my stomach from making every movement suffering

[fumitory]

( —axe wound.

Ben genuinely drops the phone; thank god that most things assembled before 2007 was made to survive a car crash. )

You know - you could have opened with the AXE WOUND. ( hardly as if now suddenly Ben has an assortment of illicit substances, but. )

This might be a lovely time to mention I found a needle and thread recently.

Take no offense - but you idiot I'm not going to ask for something in return if youre mortally wounded. ( what kind of world... )

[itselbitch]

[ in his defense, it was already treated before he got here, but being here is not letting it heal any faster than it already could, and the need to hike around has only slowed that down even more. along with the random fighting he's had to deal with. and that one time a room threw him to the ground. ]

i mean it's not that bad it's stitched already
sort of

okay i popped a few

and there's not a lot of antiseptic around so keeping it clean has been a task and a half

and i can't not walk so that means exacerbating the wound and making it heal slower

a fuck ton of opiates would be perfect right now, but i'm not keeping my fingers crossed

new stitches could help though

i'm paying you back though. i'm not owing anyone anything.

[fumitory]

( Ben doesn't like 'sort of.' Ben has never liked 'sort of. )

Of course you did. ( because if all was fine and dandy, Ben imagines he would be asked if he wants to 'get laid' in a moderately different tone...

or, he can hope. )

Well - I dont take payment - so youre going to have to live with that. ( are they genuinely arguing about who can be the most altruistic, here? )

I can help with stitches. I might also have a little trick to keep from getting infected. Not sure if it will help with pain but you can let me know how it does. ( Peter's feathers have a fascinating effect, but he can't be sure what they will do on the day to day, much less here, where he can't call them down at all. )

Where are you? Major landmarks, anything will help.

[itselbitch]

[ fine, reject his literal payment. eliot will just enforce payment through favors as a friend. ]

please tell me the trick isn't cauterizing cause i'm specifically avoiding that

it's always sunny in philadelphia so i guess i'm in philly

there's a hospital down the block and a shoe store across from it

the building opposite is glass and fancy af like a gallery or something

there's a giant blue circle right above the front doors

like really giant

i think this is a daycare? but all the stuff is for older kids so i'm really confused on that

like middle school and high school level older

[ it's a special needs school. ]