[muffled cthulhu beatboxing in the distance]

WHO: Quentin Coldwater and YOU
WHAT: broadcast, probably action later
WHERE: Somewhere in the core
WHEN: During the BBQ
NOTES: One lucky person can find him where he's lost if anyone's around. Warnings for likely mentions of depression and suicide.

[ He finds the… plastic hamburger (what?) sitting beneath one of the yellow lights at some point during his wanderings. When he picks it up, relief floods through him because it's actually a phone. A small screened, old looking android phone with the most ridiculous case imaginable. Penny would've probably collapsed laughing if he saw this.

But fuck it. It's a phone that still works. He puts it to his ear and starts speaking, kind of quickly, an edge of panic in his voice. ]

Hello? Anyone? I’m really lost, I was being chased by one of those scary monster things and I-- I went through a door and got stuck in this hallway. It’s really creepy down here, I keep thinking Jason’s gonna jump out at me every time I turn a corner. But then there's just more flickering yellow lights.

So I know asking is probably stupid because there's no logic or reason to this place and nothing stops moving but, I dunno-- I just, can somebody help? Or find my friend Eliot, he'll have some idea what to do, or maybe he'll get this, too, and pick up.

[ It's amazing he's got signal here, let alone that this ancient phone and its tiny screen even still works. Too bad he can't seem to get to budge from inside the worst phone case he's ever seen. ]