WHO: Ellie and YOU.
WHAT: Ellie is bored and playing with a ham radio.
WHERE: Anywhere with a radio.
WHEN: After the TDM, for various values of 'after' when time is variable.
NOTES: It's Ellie, so casual discussions of violence are de rigueur.
[The broadcast begins a little fuzzy as Ellie messes with the dials and utters indistinctly to herself.] Can I- uh- yeah, okay. Cool. Hello? Wait, no, that's...
[More fuzz and murmuring.]
[Eventually, she seems satisfied. Now, how do radio broadcasts go? She remembers the ones in Boston's military QZ go...? God, she never paid any attention in that class. Her voice comes in clear, and it's obviously a young person speaking.] Uhhhh, nine-hundred hour... fuck it, the sky's fucking broken. Callsign... Daniela Star.
[Right.]So, like, is there anybody here that goes by William? Or Will?
Not Bill. Heh, those guys are assholes...Oh! Also, has anybody seen any frickin'
trees? Like real trees, with branches and shit. I found some potted plants, but they were all plastic. What about animals and stuff? I don't mean the freaky shadows, fuck those assholes. Like actual living breathing animals.
But... y'know, speaking of the shitty shadow fuckers, does anybody know how to, like,
beat them? I saw somebody do it, but they had like a
full suit of armor. I tried it and my hand almost fell off. They're
cold.
...Maybe that's it. Anybody seen any fucking suits of armor laying around?