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network: @XXXtra_TerrestriEL

WHO: eliot waugh, king of shit, and whoever responds.
WHAT: network texting: he's running low on drugs so now he's hunting for booze.
WHERE: all over because he's also looking while texting.
WHEN: sent out before the event, but take your time to reply. it's not like it's going anywhere in your message history unless you delete it (and then find out you can't delete it). he's not going to not want booze two months from now.
NOTES: probably contains cursing, sexual references, and mentions of drugs and alcohol. eliot is not a role model. don't look inside if you're looking for one.

anyone found any liquor yet willing to exchange favors

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Looks like I've finally found someone who understands how things should work.

But who's to say murder can't be a little fun too?

i mean maybe in gta or something while i'm really high?? or that other game the nerds like to hog the common room for super smash pros or something

[ yeah he's not. actually going to touch this. he's literally not high enough right now, even with all the adrenaline from pain. ]

High? As opposed to what? Low?

[He's not entirely sure of what Eliot is talking about, but he's doing his best to understand. Maybe there's some mistranslation of the words he's not understanding?]

no like getting high? huffing paint? smoke weed erryday?

Edited 2019-06-13 14:19 (UTC)

I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

[Sure, the Vikings smoked marijuana, but he'd never heard it referred to as weed before.]

[ hoo. a challenge. ]

i guess the oldest way was to smoke so maybe you'll know that if there was anything like that for you where you came from it's something you smoke that calms your senses makes you relax and makes you feel all nice and cozy like you could do nothing and everything and either way it'd just be fine sometimes you see things that you don't notice otherwise too and everything feels more real and amazing overall it just feels really really good to do things you like or don't really care that much about after you smoke it

[ goddamn, if he isn't craving a hit right now. this is the worst. ]

Ah, now I get it. We have all sorts of drugs we use for various purposes. SOmetimes it's to relax but more often then not it's to induce a completely different state of being.

We have mushrooms that can cause hallucinations, make you want to have sex, and kill people. Sometimes all at the same time.

[Those were some POWERFUL mushrooms.]

Occasionally people even use reindeer piss for the same purposes.

[ well. it's maybe not the kind of stuff eliot has experience with, but.

yep. sure sounds like drugs. ]

whatever works, i guess though i have to wonder how you'd get the reindeer to cooperate anyway the kind i'm used to usually is all the above but without the murdery stuff just takes too much effort also sex is just way more fun as a basis in my opinion

......it's best to leave that process to the imagination.

[Don't ask about the Sami and their reindeer unless one is prepared to be really grossed out.]

They've never done too much for me. I prefer things like blood sacrifices to get in the mood.

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