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Ben genuinely drops the phone; thank god that most things assembled before 2007 was made to survive a car crash. )
You know - you could have opened with the AXE WOUND. ( hardly as if now suddenly Ben has an assortment of illicit substances, but. )
This might be a lovely time to mention I found a needle and thread recently.
Take no offense - but you idiot I'm not going to ask for something in return if youre mortally wounded. ( what kind of world... )