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IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I'LL FUCK YOU UP! ([personal profile] sweariff) wrote in [community profile] wasteyard2019-07-17 05:50 pm

network: HUMANSONA420

WHO: bigby & you
WHAT: small, angry new yorker yells at small, purple phone: the genesis.
WHERE: over the network.
WHEN: before the event, aka right now, but can also be backtagged throughout it and after.

[This? This is not a phone. This is a little glowing square crafted from (presumably) plastic and fueled by (obviously) hatred with way too many picture boxes and keys that are too small for his fingers. Plus, it looks like it has a camera attached to it. So, clearly not a phone.

It is, however, the only usable item he's been able to find in past hour since waking up, excluding a walkie-talkie without batteries — which feels like some cosmic force's idea of a joke, just like everything else in this shithole. After what feels like a wretchedly long amount of time hitting the wrong buttons because, again, they're too goddamned small, Bigby finally reaches the screen he's looking for and somewhat literally takes a shot in the dark.]


hello

[That... also looks too small. Isn't there a way to make this shit bigger?]

hELLO

[Perfect.]

GOT A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS
MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE THE ANSWERS
1. IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE FROM NEW YORK CITY
2. WHAT YEAR IS IT
3. WHERE CAN I FIND BATTERIES


[There's a pause on his end for a good two or three minutes as he stares at his screen, then something else occurs to him.]

4. WHAT THE FUCK IS A HUMANSONA420
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[personal profile] calculo 2019-07-21 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
it means you're typing in capslock. nothing more than that.

( calm down there, bucko. )

what do you mean feels dead?
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[personal profile] calculo 2019-07-21 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
but it also doesn't feel like you're yelling at me.

( so, win some, lose some? )

smelled a lot of tombs in your life, man?
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[personal profile] calculo 2019-07-21 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
so's los angeles but it just gave off the feeling of emptiness. not death. people died, sure. but i don't know if i'd call empty places death smelling. just hollow and dank.
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[personal profile] calculo 2019-07-22 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
i don't think this place really has a comparison. you've been in a place where the landscape changes every time you take a breath?
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[personal profile] calculo 2019-07-22 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
best answer i can give you is this place feels wrong. it just feels...like it shouldn't be possible but we're both here so guess it is.
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[personal profile] calculo 2019-07-22 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
you find the weakness, let me know. all we've found so far is a lot of ruins, mirrors, shadows, and dead ends.
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[personal profile] calculo 2019-07-25 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
mirrors were a little while ago.
i was trapped in a room and the mirror was my way out.
real fairy tale crap.