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network: HUMANSONA420
WHO: bigby & you
WHAT: small, angry new yorker yells at small, purple phone: the genesis.
WHERE: over the network.
WHEN: before the event, aka right now, but can also be backtagged throughout it and after.
[This? This is not a phone. This is a little glowing square crafted from (presumably) plastic and fueled by (obviously) hatred with way too many picture boxes and keys that are too small for his fingers. Plus, it looks like it has a camera attached to it. So, clearly not a phone.
It is, however, the only usable item he's been able to find in past hour since waking up, excluding a walkie-talkie without batteries — which feels like some cosmic force's idea of a joke, just like everything else in this shithole. After what feels like a wretchedly long amount of time hitting the wrong buttons because, again, they're too goddamned small, Bigby finally reaches the screen he's looking for and somewhat literally takes a shot in the dark.]
hello
[That... also looks too small. Isn't there a way to make this shit bigger?]
hELLO
[Perfect.]
GOT A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS
MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE THE ANSWERS
1. IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE FROM NEW YORK CITY
2. WHAT YEAR IS IT
3. WHERE CAN I FIND BATTERIES
[There's a pause on his end for a good two or three minutes as he stares at his screen, then something else occurs to him.]
4. WHAT THE FUCK IS A HUMANSONA420
WHAT: small, angry new yorker yells at small, purple phone: the genesis.
WHERE: over the network.
WHEN: before the event, aka right now, but can also be backtagged throughout it and after.
[This? This is not a phone. This is a little glowing square crafted from (presumably) plastic and fueled by (obviously) hatred with way too many picture boxes and keys that are too small for his fingers. Plus, it looks like it has a camera attached to it. So, clearly not a phone.
It is, however, the only usable item he's been able to find in past hour since waking up, excluding a walkie-talkie without batteries — which feels like some cosmic force's idea of a joke, just like everything else in this shithole. After what feels like a wretchedly long amount of time hitting the wrong buttons because, again, they're too goddamned small, Bigby finally reaches the screen he's looking for and somewhat literally takes a shot in the dark.]
hello
[That... also looks too small. Isn't there a way to make this shit bigger?]
hELLO
[Perfect.]
GOT A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS
MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE THE ANSWERS
1. IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE FROM NEW YORK CITY
2. WHAT YEAR IS IT
3. WHERE CAN I FIND BATTERIES
[There's a pause on his end for a good two or three minutes as he stares at his screen, then something else occurs to him.]
4. WHAT THE FUCK IS A HUMANSONA420
@D4D_J0K3Z.
2. NO
3. NO
4. YOU
no subject
YOU KNOW FOR SOMEONE WHOSE NAME SORT OF LOOKS LIKE JOKES YOU'RE ABOUT AS FUNNY AS A CAR ACCIDENT
no subject
WOW YOU REALLY SUCK AT THIS
YOURE LIKE THE WORST ONE YET
no subject
[if he's going to get shit on, he wants it done right.]
OH GOOD I WAS WORRIED I WOULDN'T MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION
IS THIS HOW YOU ALWAYS ARE OR ARE YOU JUST IN A HELPFUL KIND OF MOOD TODAY
no subject
IF YOU GOT THIS FAR YOULL BE FINE
all the questions you asked are wrong any way
they dont matter
you can find batterys yourself
get better at scavenging
no subject
AS LONG AS YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW I'D SAY ANY QUESTION IS WORTH ASKING, EVEN STUPID ONES
AND WHEN YOU'RE THIS PISSED, ANYTHING'S A GOOD DISTRACTION
EVEN GODDAMNED BATTERIES
[a pause.]
LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE
TO YOUR KNOWLEDGE WAS THERE ANYONE NAMED HUMANSONA420 THAT USED TO LIVE HERE
no subject
you learned those are the wrong questions
next
nope
I dont think the net work names mean anything
no subject
AND YOU AREN'T THE LEAST BIT CURIOUS WHERE THEY CAME FROM OR IF THEY USED TO BE LAST OWNERS OF THESE THINGS ?
[give him some time, punctuation is a new revelation for him.]