Network; @XXDARK_STARXX

[omniavincit]

WHO: William and WHATEVER STUPID HANDLE YOUR CHARACTER IS USING
WHAT: Breaking in the network.
WHERE: The information...two-lane country road.
WHEN: Whenever you like (pre- or post-event...or lmao during...is fine)!

[ If one of the handles William selected at random from his phone's perplexing contacts list belongs to you, congratulations! That device you slipped in your pocket? Or squinted at in confusion? Or immediately fumbled, if you're William and can't seem to shake your current spell of bad luck?

It makes a noise. ]

FROM: @xxDARK_STARxx

What do the shadows look like to you?

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[omniavincit]

The bar at the bottom.

[ascocarp]

C O O L

AND      THE     SHADOWS     LOOK   LIKE   FUCKING     SHADOWS

[omniavincit]

Let me know if you get tired of capital letters.

[ Be more specific, he thinks of asking, but if this is who he thinks it is, his phone'd probably spit BLACK back at him. ]

What do they act like?

[ascocarp]

FUCK YOU

SHADOW MONSTERS WHAT EL;SE

[omniavincit]

:(

[ascocarp]

🖕

[And that is how Ellie discovered emojis.]

[omniavincit]

I never use these.

[ But: ] 🐘💔🤠

[ascocarp]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

imagine if he just ghosted her there

[omniavincit]

The elephant's you. Because of your name.

🤷‍♀️

[ascocarp]

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

WHO ARE YOU

BACK OFF FUCKER

[omniavincit]

It's William. Did something happen?

[ascocarp]

OH

SHIT

SORRY

HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME

[omniavincit]

You have a pretty distinctive way of talking.

You didn't answer my question though.

[ascocarp]

WHICH ONE YOU ASKED A FUCKOAD

AND ITS 🦒

[omniavincit]

🦒💔🤠

If something happened.

[ascocarp]

SOMETHING IS Always happening

holy shit i made them small

is 🤠 supposed too be you

[omniavincit]

For someone who thinks of herself as a giraffe, you can be punishingly literal.

Yeah. I couldn't think of anything better.

[ascocarp]

FOR SOMEBODY TRYING TO BE ALL NICE YOUR KIND OF AN ASSHOLE
giraffes are my favorite

DO YOU LIKE Hats////?

[omniavincit]

Sorry.

I had one that meant a lot to me, but it didn't make it here.

[ascocarp]

its ok
what was the question aGain

oh
im sorry about your hAT
:(

[omniavincit]

Did something happen? You kinda lost it for a second there.

Thanks. And it's okay, not having it doesn't change what it meant. I like thinking about it being out there somewhere.