Ellie lets out a joyful peal of laughter. "Now you're officially part of the team. It's, like, an initiation ceremony."

It's, like, total bullshit.

"I'll plate you up some food, quit sulking. Sulk when you see the food. It looks totally gross." Yet she sounds more fascinated than anything, as she goes to grab some salvaged plastic plates and a skewer for the black-stained meat.